Aaron
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| Aaron | |
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| First Name: | Aaron |
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| Middle Name: | Alexander |
| Last Name: | Hanson |
| Date of Birth: | June 18, 1980 |
| City of Birth: | St. Paul, MN |
| Current Location: | Earth Station Picard |
| Relationship Status: | Married |
| Significant Other: | Ryan |
| Pets: | Chip, Mogley, Millie, Turtle |
| Current Employer: | |
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Early History in The Crew
Aaron met Mike, Jim, Adam, Vern and Pete in 1996. He used to hang out on IRC.
Aaron has been missing in action since 2001.
Present Aaron
Aaron's back!
He has a six year old daughter, Natalie, and a Ryan who likes him for reasons he still can't figure out.
Aaron is currently working on his last semester of a Biochemistry degree at the U of M. His ambitions regarding this degree involve and making lots of beer.
Nerdiness
- Aaron has an amazing amount of ST:TNG items, including a wall of toys, a uniform, two Jean-Luc Picard collectors plates, and all 7 seasons and 4 movies on DVD.
Pets
Trivia
- He used to live with Vern.
- He once drank everclear koolaid from a beer bong.
- Despite being straight, he would make an exception for Pat, who is the sexiest man alive.
- At an early Fort Awesome party, he gave Vern a Prairie Fire made with 5 drops of The Source hot sauce (7.1 million Scoville units). Vern spent the next half hour puking and screaming. Note: The shot was initially offered to Dave, but Vern jumped up and grabbed it. Thank you Vern! -Dave
- He was once married, but she left him and his daughter for a white supremacist she met on the internet while playing World of Warcraft
- During a Hockey Challenge, Aaron and Vern met Dan Akroyd.
Lies about Aaron
- He does not know what deer musk tastes like.
Quotes
- "We don't talk about the Naked Room"
