The Dave
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| Dave | |
 Dave drunk in Las Vegas 2006 | |
| First Name: | Dave |
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| Middle Name: | |
| Last Name: | Poyas |
| Date of Birth: | August 3rd, 1975 (allegedly) |
| City of Birth: | |
| Current Location: | Maple Grove, MN |
| Relationship Status: | Single |
| Significant Other: | |
| Pets: | |
| Current Employer: | Marketing Bridge |
| Screen Name: | Eisnel |
The Dave loves to drink.
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Early History In TheCrew
Nerdiness
- The Dave has star wars action figures still in their original case hidden in his closet.
- The Dave plays World of Warcraft.
Trivia
- The Dave was promoted to "The Dave" on Wednesday, Nov 21 @ 8:52pm by Vern
- He intends to try editing his profile while really drunk (thus far he has left the job of editing his profile to others... OK, so I wrote that part).
- The Dave and Mike are actually sponsored by many alcoholic beverage companies including Phillips Long Island Iced Teas
- He was the second and last keeper of Couch.
- He frequently ends up with no pants on.
- While drunk, every movie he watches is "The best movie ever" (and he will pause it often to explain why).
- He loves to flash people.
- He is originally from Tucson, Arizona.
- He is the oldest core member of thecrew (in age, not seniority) Artist's rendering of Dave's Birth. http://i481.photobucket.com/albums/rr174/krissandra27/bigbang.jpg (when Peter hangs out, Dave is temporarily relieved of this honor).
- He is "Livin' the Life".
- Favorite magazine: Modern Drunkard Magazine.
- The Dave becomes a very deep and wise individual when after many drinks he can look up at the sky and comment about astronomy. At the right times you can get a good discussion about politics and any other issues with him but don't ask him to remember just wait for the audio book: "THE RANTINGS OF AN OLD MAN. Version 2.0" coming soon
- Director of The Vern's Whiskey Challenge Sunday: The Movie.
- The Dave, along with his mother and brother (Mike), were extras in the movie Major League. Although Mike is visible in the background of a few scenes, all three are visible sitting in the stands in the background, at 17 minutes and 8 seconds into the movie (they made me and my brother wear blue ball caps).
- Dave approves of same-sex friendships. But he doesn't keep same-sex friends, cause he's not gay or nuthin'.
Things Dave Hates
- Olive Garden - the Denny's of Italian food, yet for some reason I see families dress up to go there. The soup/salad/breadstick lunch is acceptable, but Uno's soup/salad/breadstick lunch is so much better.
- U-Haul - Bad trucks, long lines, crummy service.
- Sun Chips - They're not awful, but they're not really good; they're almost a chore to eat. And they can't be used with dip. Why? I don't know, it's a mystery. I only like one chip that isn't used with dip: Pringles, but those things have crack sprinkled on them!
- Pickles & Olives: I don't have anything against these foods or the people who like them, I just despise their taste. But I really hate it when people hear that, and reply: "but try this pickle, it's really good!". That doesn't make sense. I dislike the pickle taste, so the closer a pickle is to the ideal pickle, the more I dislike it. It would make much more sense to say: "try this pickle, it tastes nothing like a pickle!"
