Vern
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| Jason V. Hemming | |
 The Vern appearing suave and comfortable in his natural habitat. | |
| First Name: | Jason |
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| Middle Name: | Vernon |
| Last Name: | Hemming |
| Date of Birth: | December 6, 1977 |
| City of Birth: | Winona, MN |
| Current Location: | New Hope, MN |
| Relationship Status: | Single |
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Early History In TheCrew
The Vern was born Jason Vernon Hemming in Winona Minnesota. No, he does not know Winona Ryder but feels that she would fall in love just for being born in the town she was named after. He came to Brooklyn park and met Josh and Adam at his elementary school from there he met Mike, Jim and the rest of the people in thecrew. He lives in New Hope but spends many weekends on Couch.
Musical Talents
Vern was a member of two bands: see the official Fashion and 2 Hype page. Vern is also an avid karaoke singer, famous for his animated and fearless on-stage performances. His best known karaoke songs are "Humpty Dance", "Safety Dance", and "Firestarter".
Trivia
- He is the inventor of Whiskey Challenge Sunday
- He is the mind behind "Mcfun Pack"
- 5 favorite movies of all time in no order:
- Is still waiting for Couch to return keys
- He can name a movie studio by the FBI warning
- He can name almost anything about a movie
- He is able to eat most foods with Fritos
- He is able to do sexual things with Fritos
- He is the inventor of The Fifth Grade Plan.
Famous Vern Quotes
- "What's up party people?!"
- "Dammit Adam why do you have to be such a..."
- "Hey How's it going. Your Wife's hot"
External Links
Gallery
 Vern's Gay Club for Men |
 Special Vern, playing dress-up in Dave's room. |
